Peter Pan, Lets Get High!
Peter Pan!
Do we actually all grow up? Like really grow up? One boy that definitely didn’t is Peter Pan.
We find Peter searching for his mischievous shadow in Wendy Darlings bedroom, not sure why he is in a girls bedroom, but here we are, when Wendy awakes she is not as shocked as you’d expect, she decides to join Peter Pan and his fairy Tinkerbell on a little adventure.
So with a little toke it’s off they fly way up high back to an island to battle pirates led by the Evil Captain F*ck, throw in some Red Indians and a hungry cock’o’dile and we have all the ingredients for another hilarious adult pantomime!
This show is packed full of laughs, magic, music and very crude jokes.
Our Productions Contain Adult Humour, Bad Language, Sexual References And Scenes That Some People May Find Offensive!
Laffin' Boi Productions
Having written family pantomimes, that have been performed both by amateur and professional theatre companies, I was very intrigued on someone else’s take on a classic, imagine my surprise when I clicked on the clip to see the Ugly Sisters having a threesome with a rather well hung Dandini!
At that point an idea was born, and an erection, but it’s the idea we are focusing on here. What if I took one of my family scripts and re-wrote it as an adult only version, “Cinderella And The Two Ugly Slags” was written on a rather sticky keyboard!.
“Cinders” was performed to sell out audiences at The Dearne Playhouse and The Little Theatre, Doncaster in April 2017, then by popular demand again in December 2017.
After the success of “Cinders” more research was undertaken, and the next script given the adult treatment was “Dick And His Cat, The Real Story Of Dick Whittington“, and was performed in 2018 to sold out audiences in Rotherham and Doncaster.
December 2018 saw the debut of “Definitely Not Disney’s Aladdin“, again performed to sold out audiences.
2019, after watching Snow White banged by seven little people, “Snow White And The Six Ugly Bastards” was devised and performed in sell out theatres in Rotherham, Doncaster, Dinnington and Halifax.
2020 was to see the premiere of “Jack And His Long Thick Stalk, Size Really Does Matter“, but then some twat licked a bat and Covid-19 fucked the world! Hopefully we will get to perform “Jack” in 2021 for you guys.
With Mother F*cking Goose being written and Sleeping Beauty, A Pantomime Wet Dreams Are Made Of planned, the future is looking hilarious and offensive!
Scripts are available to peruse or buy on our sister site laffinboi.co.uk
And if you have a venue that you feel an adult panto would be suitable for please get in touch, contact details are below!