Dick And His Cat
The true story of Dick Whittington!
Poor Dick, run out of his village for putting his penis in the local nutters wife, heads, with his trusty cat Dom, to the big city of London to seek a better future, he has never seen Eastenders!
Seeking employment as a security guard Dick at the Alderman Fitztightly store Dick comes to the attention of the nasty pimp, King Rat!
Dick’s journey aided by Dame Betty Swallocks, her stupid son Jack and Fairy of the Bellend, will see him travel far across the seas to seek his fortune.
Will Dick be able to save the Alderman’s business and also win the hand of the beautiful Alice Fitztightly, will King Rat be defeated or will his plans of opening the city’s biggest brothel prevail?
Dick And His Cat!
Our second adult production performed in 2018 to sell out audiences at The Dearne Playhouse and The Little Theatre Doncaster!
Cast
Dick Whittington
Lousie Leather
Dom Cat
Leah Lynn Fisher
Dame Betty Swallocks
Neil Maydew
Idle Jack Swallocks
Matty Lee
Alice Fitztightly
Sammi Soffe
Alderman Fitztightly
Rob Lee
King Rat
Joe Hodgekinson
King Rat's Whore
Kelsey Douthwaite
Fairy Off The Bellend
Beverly Jacques
Sultan Of Morocco
Gaye Shepherd
Mustapha Whoreortwo
Joe Hodgekinson
The Sultan's Paige
Sammi Soffe
Local Hardman
Rob Lee
Villagers
Pauline Goodwin
Joyce Scott
Carol Needham