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Peter Pan

Peter Pan! Peter Pan! Do we actually all grow up? Like really grow up? One boy that definitely didn’t is Peter Pan. We find Peter searching for his mischievous shadow in Wendy Darlings bedroom, not sure why he is in a girls bedroom, but here we are, when Wendy awakes she is not as shocked…

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Previous Productions

Most Definitely Not Disney’s Aladdin! Most Definitely Not Disney’s Aladdin! The Evil Abanazer wants to get his hands on a magical, mystical lamp hidden high in the mountains. The only problem being the cave that hides the lamp will not open to an evil old man. So Abanazer tricks a young man called Aladdin into…

The Story Of A Prince Turned Into A Beast!!

The True Story Of Dick And His Dominant Pussy!!

Mother F’n Goose This show is suitable for over 18’s only, it does contain bad language and adult humour and is not for the easily offended, it is fucking funny though! Mother F’n Goose!She’s Lovely Really! The Dearne Playhouse, GoldthorpeFriday 9th September 2022 7.30pm dearneplayhouse.co.uk The Dearne Playhouse, GoldthorpeSaturday 10th September 2022 7.30pm dearneplayhouse.co.uk The…

Sleeping With Beauty! This show is suitable for over 18’s only, it does contain bad language and adult humour and is not for the easily offended, it is fucking funny though! Sleeping With Beauty!A Wet Dream Of A Pantomime! The Dearne Playhouse, GoldthorpeFriday 22nd April 2022 7.30pm dearneplayhouse.co.ukSold Out!! The Halifax Playhouse, HalifaxSaturday 23rd April…

Jack And His Long Thick Stalk! This show is suitable for over 18’s only, it does contain bad language and adult humour and is not for the easily offended, it is fucking funny though! Jack And His Long Thick StalkRude, Crude and Hilarious! The Dearne Playhouse, GoldthorpeFriday 10th Sept 2021 7.30pm dearneplayhouse.co.uk 01709 894128Get Your…

You Never Know What You Will Find In The Dogging Woods!!

Give It A Rub And See What Happens!!

A Tale Of Rags To Riches, And A Couple Of Slags!!

The True Story Of Dick And His Dominant Pussy!!